i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
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