Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
Everything about him screamed your future.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
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