I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
We don't watch enough power rangers
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
Randomize
