i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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