suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
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