I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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