it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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