Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
my shit smells like andre
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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