first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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