SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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