I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
It's never too late to be topless.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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