No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
i barfeds in our rink
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
True strength comes from lack of pants
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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