god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Accidentally typed message to mom that included word "kink." FML. Played it off as autocorrect from "drink" which was somehow more acceptable
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
I'm always down for nudity.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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