nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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