jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
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