I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
I just broke up with Liz. I feel awful so I put two free rentals on her Blockbuster account.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
no you cant smoke seaweed
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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