i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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