I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
You blacked out and then went around stealing other peoples phones and leaving yourself voicemails
I got two from random numbers, the first was me and said "Don't forget you murdered Josh in Wii Bowling"
The second Jenn said "You are ridiculously smart for drunk dialing yourself"
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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