I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
Randomize
