at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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