found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
