I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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