i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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