He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
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