so that wasnt chicken after all
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
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