i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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