Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
After last night, I could never be a politician.
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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