Kiss
Puke
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
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