I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
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