my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
i came on her dog
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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