You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
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