the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
Randomize
