Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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