i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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