I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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