Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
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