I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
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