So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
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