But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
honey bunches of taint.
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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