Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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