Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
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