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Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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