I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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