The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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