This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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