let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
We're using joints as your birthday candles
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
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