idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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