If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
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