"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
Just got your voicemail. The 3am call wasn't a drunk dial, it was an I left my phone in my pocket then has wild animalistic sex dial...
I hate you.
You LOVE me.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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