so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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