we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
Randomize
