K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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