I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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