I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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