He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
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