Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
well, you know. whores of a feather.
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