i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
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