Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
I just forgot I was standing up.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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