marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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