i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
i think i just lost a toe
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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